Spread Truth & Satire

“I. Am. Shook! Look, like, honestly, gardening — food, that comes out of dirt. Like, it’s magic.”

Something I might expect a four-year-old to say. She talks like this whenever she opens her mouth. New Yorkers in her district must be dumber than she is . . . They keep voting for her. But maybe they don’t, it’s hard to know these days.